Complementing the Misfortune Cookies, these matte black porcelain travel mugs feature sarcastic messages and quirky illustrations, adding a touch of dark humor to your daily routine.
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Pechkeks Misfortune Cookies flip the sweet charm of tradition into a delightfully dark surprise. These pitch-black cookies crackle with a crunchy vanilla bite, hiding brutally honest fortunes that cut deeper than any sugar-coated message. Crafted in Germany with a quirky edge and packaged like a work of art, they’re the perfect gift for anyone who enjoys a wicked twist on snacks and humor.
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Pechkeks Misfortune Cookies Designbox – 13 Pieces
This designer box contains 13 individually wrapped cookies, each with a brutally honest and humorous message inside, making it a perfect gift for those with a taste for dark humor.
Pechkeks Misfortune Cookies Individually Wrapped
Ideal for sharing at parties or as a quirky gift, these individually wrapped cookies feature the same dark humor and premium quality as the Designbox.
Pechkeks Misfortune Cookies bring a gourmet twist to snacking with their signature blend of dark humor and premium quality.

Gourmet/Premium Snacks
The heart of Pechkeks’ offerings lies in their Misfortune Cookies—a black, crunchy vanilla treat filled with brutally honest and hilariously harsh fortunes. Individually wrapped and presented in artistically designed boxes, these cookies elevate the snack experience with a perfect balance of taste and wit.
Reviews
Jessica Thompson
I bought a box of Pechkeks for a friend’s birthday party, and they were an absolute hit. The black cookies are surprisingly delicious—crunchy with just the right vanilla flavor—and the misfortune notes had everyone laughing, sometimes a bit shockingly! It’s a perfect gift if you want to stand out and bring some edgy fun to the table.
Mark Reynolds
As someone who loves unique gourmet snacks, Pechkeks Misfortune Cookies are a refreshing change from the usual sweets. The cookies’ texture and flavor remind me of traditional fortune cookies but with a premium feel. The humor is definitely not for the faint-hearted, which makes the whole experience even more memorable.
Sophie Nguyen
I ordered Pechkeks online as a quirky gift and ended up keeping most of them for myself. Each cookie is a crunchy little surprise, and I couldn’t get over how the black coloring actually turns your teeth black! The misfortune messages are dark but clever, making it a fun, slightly twisted snack to share with friends who appreciate that kind of humor.
Pechkeks FAQ
What makes Pechkeks Misfortune Cookies different from traditional fortune cookies?
Pechkeks Misfortune Cookies stand out because of their black color, crunchy texture, and vanilla flavor, but most notably for their brutally honest, dark humor messages instead of the usual positive fortunes.
Are Pechkeks cookies suitable as gifts?
Absolutely! The cookies come in artistically designed boxes with quirky illustrations, making them perfect as gag gifts or for parties, especially for those who enjoy a twisted sense of humor.
How many cookies come in a typical Pechkeks box?
A standard Pechkeks Misfortune Cookies design box contains 13 individually wrapped cookies.
Do the cookies really turn your teeth black?
Yes, the black coloring used (derived from carbon) can temporarily tint your mouth and teeth black, which adds to the fun and novelty of the snack.
Where are Pechkeks Misfortune Cookies made?
They are made in Germany by Carl Brandt, Inc., ensuring high-quality gourmet production.
How often are the cookies produced?
Fresh batches are typically produced approximately every two months to maintain quality and freshness.
What is the approximate calorie count per cookie?
Each cookie contains about 25 calories, making them a light snack option despite their bold personality.
Where can I buy Pechkeks Misfortune Cookies?
They are mainly available through specialty shops, premium retail chains, and online stores that cater to gourmet and novelty snacks.
